zoey 101 little beach party
girl1:hey zoey i have my english exam tommorrow morning can i borrow your notes mine are lame
zoey:sure come by my dorm and pick them up later room 101
girl1:thanks choi
zoey:hey mark how'd you history exam go? *mark cries* zoey:better luck next semeseter "dear
mom and dad well my first semester at pca is almost over its been awsome so now we exams so everyones like freakin out
espically me cause all my friends are me to help them study first i had to had to help nicole with her history
nicole:so presitent lincon was asasanated by jerrl forth while sitting in a both
zoey:no licon was a asanatiod by jon wilth booth at the fourth theter
nicole: hey you know whos cute ricky fourth hes in my theter class and he has 9 chest hairs uh hu
zoey:then i had to help michael with his aldrabra exam
michael:wait tell me the caldra fourmula one more time
zoey:x=-bplusor-to square root stop
michael:ok.. tell me the caldra fourmula one more time
zoey:then i had to help quinn with her french
zoey:ok omlete do flomodge means?
quinn:chesse omlete?
zoey:right
quinn:ok now how would i say i mealted my father's sports car
zoey: why?
quinn: i did that
zoey:then logan asked me to help him get ready for his english exam
zoey:remember a hicu is poem with three lines 5 syllabes 7 syllables then 5 syllables and they don't rhyme now give it a try
logan:ok umm... handsome guy i am everyone knows i am hot girls want to kiss me hows that
zoey:noziated
zoey:even dustin wanted me to help him study and let me tell ya its not fun helping your little brother in geometry now tell me how you caculate and there you have trapizode
dustin:will you tell me where babies come from?
zoey:absolutley not anyways the good news is-
chase:hey zoe i have my biolegey exam this afternoon so would you help go over websosit doming jeen thing
zoey:sure sit .. ok i have brown eyes right
chase:right
zoey:thats a domegey you have green eyes
chase:green eyes
zoey:thats a resove jeen
chase:ok
zoey:so if we ever got mairred and had a baby theres a 75% chance it'll have brown eyes and a 25% chanes he'd have green eyes
chase:are you asking me to marry you?
zoey:do you wanna be seroiuce
chase:ok ok brown eyes are domegey and green eyes are resesove
brad:hey zoey um later would you help me study for my chemestry test?
*zoey groans*
brad:ok i'll ask someone else
chase:a little tense are ya?
zoey:well everyone keeps on asking me to help study but i wanna be nice but i have my own exams too ya know its not like anyone offers to help me study and just don't see-
chase:alright alright shh just calm down exams are over tommorrow morning and then we get to go to the best party like ever
zoey:is it really awsome
chase:the best mistic beach is encradable we get to play vollyball boogie bording we have this big cook out
Mr. Bender:hey zoey chase whats going on?
chase:whats doing
Mr. Bender:grading exams i've already went threw like nine red pens
chase:yikes
zoey:what is that?
mr.bender:o thats my new cellphone
chase:cool ringtone
mr.bender:thanks it gets if cooler it has 2 way divisual calling aand thats my wife hi honey look
mr.bender's wife:david you left your underwear on the floor agian
mr.bender:uhh i gota call you back
teacher:alright students exam week is offically over! *children cheer*
dustin:zoey hey
zoey:hey look at you in your cute swim suit
dustin:thanks would it be ok if i rode down to the beach in you guy's bus?
zoey:yea sure if its ok with your teacher
quinn:ok people you gotta check this out
michael:uhh o what now
chase:your not gonna blow us up are ya
quinn:no well i could
quinn:anyway i finished my chemestry exam in like 10 minutes so since i had some extra time i combined a few chemicals and accendently created an aromone that smells exactly like coconut
logan:cool but no one cares
quinn:o come on just sniff it
nicole:wow it does smell like coconut
quinn:i know isn't it cool
michael:man i feel like taking a nap
chase:what we can't sleep we gotta we gotta *they fall asleep on the ground*
*michaels phone starts to ring*
michael:hello no this is not naty wrong number 11:45! zoey chase logan daina wake up
zoey:what happend?
michael:we all fell asleep
quinn:this has been afected by some coccunet aroma thats wierd
logan:so are you
zoey:what time is it??
michael:11:46
chase:what the last bus of mistic beach leavs at noon
nicole:how are we going to get there in 14 minutes
zoey:we have to come on
nicole:go go go go
zoey:dustin wake up come on why is he still sleeping
quinn:probbally because he's younger and smaller so it'll take a little while longer to the affects to wear off
zoey:well thats very nice but we don't have time for that
chase:i'll take him
zoey:we gonna go get our stuff and meet you at the bus
chase:right
everyone:wait stop!
nicole:well now what are we going to do
daina:can't someone else take us
zoey:that was the last bus
chase:aww man the whole school is on thier way to mistic beach
logan:well just call a cab
nicole:a cab mistic beach is like about 55 miles from here
zoey:you know how much a cab would cost?
logan:aww gee if only if we knew someone with a very rich daddy and his very rich daddy's credit card cell phone please relax children we'll be at the party in no time
*everyone cheers*
michael:mistic beach here we are
chase:alright were here
michael:mistic beach look out
zoey:ok where is everybody?
daina:maybe were the first ones here
chase:no we left after everybody
michael:then wheres the pca party?
chase:o hey i think the kid is starting to wake up
dustin:w where am i
zoey:where at mistic beach
dustin:were is everybody
michael:were trying to figure that out
zoey:are you sure you gave the cab driver the right directions?
logan:yes i googled it mistic beach is exactally 57 miles north of pca
dustin:no its not mistic beach is south of pca
zoey:dustin are you sure
dustin:who are you going to trust me or pretty boy?
logan:look you little-
chase:hey don't yell at him this is you fault now were 2 hrs away from the party stuck in middle of nowhere in a diserated island and i'm extreammlly sad about it
logan:will you chill?
chase:not really
zoey:guys lets not get upset with this we have our cellphones we'll just someone and get a ride
michael:the girl says good things
chase:uh o i got no signal here zoe
zoey:no bars you got bars?
michael:no service
chase:well this is just great
nicole:come on i'm sure zoeys got a plan what ya thinking zoe?
zoey:well i'm thinking were 2 hrs away from the party stuck in middle of nowhere in a diserated island and i'm extreammlly sad about it
nicole:ok i gotta rest
dustin:me too
zoey:ok lets sit down for a sec
quinn:how long have we been walking?
logan:over an hour
zoey:cell phone check
michael:no bars
daina:none
chase:not a bar
zoey:so what do we do now
michael:keep walking
nicole:why? we don't even know if were heading in the right direction
quinn:we should stay put and wait along so someone will find us
zoey:ok but i'm gonna go look around for a bit
logan:look for what?
zoey:i don't know a pay phone a person maybe a coconut to hit you with for getting us into this
logan:hey if it wasn't for me we'd be stack back at school
nicole:weres theres bliding air conditonor and cell phone respetion
chase:ok ok lets not argue lets just look around and what we can find
michael:i found an inner tube
daina:i found some old rope
zoey:i found some old broken fishing pole
chase:i found sand
nicole:ok this is offically horrable after a long week of exams this is our day of fun?
chase:i know and like some were 2 hours away from away every studnt at pca is woopeding up and were not
michael:i was supposed to be boggie bording right here theres no boggie here
dustin:your lucky i'm the one who was dragged here unconshes
quinn:you weren't unconshense you were sleeping in voulenterly
dustin:watever
nicole:this is such a sukish way to end this semester
quinn:tottally
chase:i know
zoey:come on guys we worked our butts off those exams
chase quinn&logan:yea
zoey:and we came here to party on the beach right
everyone;yea
zoey:ok then michael you got your mp3 player right
michael:yup
zoey:and daina you got batteries in that boom box?
daina:uh huh
zoey:ok lets crank up some music and quit being a bunch of lame losers
everyone:yea wooo
michael:lets crank up some music and get this party started!
nicole:that was so much fun
chase:you know guys i hate to be a downer but were still stuck out here
zoey:i wish our stupid cell phones would work
michael:hey i tottally forgot i have my laptop in my book bag
chase:are you sericouse dude go get it
diana:wait why do we need his computer?
chase:becuase if we could pick the network we could instant message someone to come find us and get us out of here
logan:dued if our cellphones don't get respetion what makes you think we'll be able to im
chase:you got a batter idea
zoey:hey dustin get out of the water your going to shrevel up like a prune
dustin:no i'm not coming out
zoey:why not?
dustin: a big wave knocked off my bathan suit
zoey:well were is it?
dustin:if i knew would i be naked from the waist down
zoey:look your gonna have to come out eventually
dustin:i'll come out when you find me some pants
nicole:you get any signal
michael:no just sand up my but i just figured somthing out if you turn it like*quinn screams*
zoey:what?
quinn:i have an idea
chase:is it how to restart my heart
quinn:no but if you let me use your laptop and you guys let me use your cellphone i can combined the curcied boost the arm outpid with the computers battery
logan:and that means?
quinn:i could probbally trible the cell phone's range so we can make a phone call
nicole:awsome!
michael:i don't want you tearing appon my laptop
chase:this cellphone is like my child
zoey: do you wanna stay here tonight and freeze to death
quinn:this shoulden't take long
chase:you know even if quinn could make that work were still gonna be here for a long time before someone comes and finds us
logan:yea and i'm starving
nicole:yea me too
zoey:come on logan chase lets go get some fish
logan:and wat are we suppose to use for bate?
nicole:your a boy go dig up some worms
logan:gross
zoey:come on i'll protect you from the worms
michael:wait what are we suppose to do?
zoey:build a fire
nicole:how
zoey:figure it out
michael:you guys build that fire i'm gonna be working on my tan
nicole:pretty good huh
daina:really good
michael:yea.. so how do we light it
daina:i don't know
nicole:no idea
michael:alright lets think were in the middle of nowhere no matches no lighter how do we start a fire
daina nicole michael:quinn
quinn:yea
michael:how do we start a fire
quinn:anybody got a mirror
nicole:check logan's back pack
daina:leave it to logan to bring a mirror to the beach
quinn:gimme
nicole:nothings happening
quinn:wait for it........ there you go
michael:she maybe wierd but she comes in handy
nicole:i ussally don't like fish but this fish rocks dosen't this fish rock
zoey:this fish rocks
dustin:hey can i have some fish
nicole:sure
dustin:thank you
nicole:you know this day started off pretty suckish but i really had fun
chase:so you had fun that you missed the mistic beach after exams big tridtion
zoey:no we started our own trodidtion
michael:yea i say we do this every semester after exams
zoey:a toast to our new after exam troditon
everyone says cheers
quinn:i got it i think i increased the cellphone's range to almost 400%
chase:aww my cellohone
michael:my laptop
quinn:o quit wineing now who should i call?
dustin:call a bathensuit store
logan:just call someone becuase its gonna be dark soon
chase:hey i know who we should call
zoey:mr.bender?
chase:yup
logan:hes a teacher
chase:a cool teacher his number is programed into my cell call him
everyone:yay whoo
mr.bender:alright did someone need a lift?
zoey:thank you so much for comeing to get us
mr.bender:sure i brought thoose pants you asked for weres your little brother
zoey:he's still naked in the ocean
mr.bender:interseting
chase:yea michaels watching so here just give'em to me and i'll denudeifhim
zoey:hurry its getting cold
mr.bender:alright climb in we have a long ride to pca
zoey:quinn i gotta say thanks
nicole:yea if it wasn't for you we wouldn't have never had this experince
diana:yea thanks quinn
quinn: o don't thank me you can thank my new smetactic coconut smelling goo
zoey:yea put that away
quinn:yea
chase michael dustin:wiat!
zoey:dustin your toes look like raisins
dustin:you try being in the water for 6 hours
logan:hey who got finger prints on my mirror
mr.bender:we are here we are back at pca guys hello lets go up an adam guys mm coconut o this looks confy alright i'm right over here if you uh *falls asleep*
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
zoey 101 webcam full script
zoey 101 webcam
daina:ok zoey your up
zoey:here we go and
nicole:six even
vikki:confess
zeoy:ok,um alright one time when i was 10 i burped in church
*the girls all laugh*
nicole:ok if that happen to me i'd die
*the girls laugh*
nicole: hey quinn you wanna play confess stress with us
quinn:how do you play?
zoey:ok you role the dice
quinn:ya
daina:and if you get an even number you got to confuess somthing really
emberessing
nicole:and if you role a odd number you have to do somthing stressful
quinn:like eat a poisonas bug?
zoey:stressful not leatful
nicole:o and the most important rule nothing that anyone says or dose
leaves this room
zoey:gotta swear
quinn:swear
nicole:o my turn
quinn:wait i am starved can we order some sushi?
zoey:already on the way
nicole:how cool is it that we have are own sushi bar in campus
zoey:the coolest
daina:exepet that the dilvery guy is logan
quinn:eww logan he's such a jerk
nicole:a very cute jerk
daina:and speak of the jeark
logan:sup ladies
zoey:we were just talking about you
quinn:*laughs*
logan:ya can't blame you
daina:were's are sushi
logan:o 1 sec come on let go lets go lets go
chase:you know you could help me
logan:ya no thanks
zoey:your workin with logan now?
chase:we'll i'm workin he seems to be watching just watching
logan:i am traning you so you can make diliverys on your own
zoey:good now that we know your not dilvering anymore we'll order more often
*girls laugh*
logan:alright alright i know it been a little tennesse between me and you girls
since you came to pca
zoey:ya think
logan:yes and i feel bad about that witch is why i wanna give you guys somthing
just a present from me to you girls for the lounge
daina:your giving us a present
logan:ya its so wierd?
zoey:kinda chase was this your idea?
chase:nope i had nothing to do with it it was all him
nicole:wow this is really nice of you logan
logan:hey were all the same boarding school i figure we might as well be nice perfect
chase:we'll we gotta jam
zoey:uh chase?can we have our sushi
chase:uh right i am always for getting that part your sushi
nicole:your money
logan:oh hey man i am feeling kinda sick so i'm going head back to the doarm room and lay down
chase:what i can't divliver all this sushi by myself!
logan:you'll be fine.gooddnight
chase:great all alone with 40 pounds of dead fish and whatever that orange stuff is
nicole:o my turn!
zoey:8 nicole confuss
girls:come you can do it
nicole:ok you know i have study hall with almost all guys right
girls:yeah
nicole:well i kinda made a chart who has the cutest lips
quinn:you wighted boys lips? on what pretireia
nicole:shape color kissabilty
*girls laugh*
nicole:ok ok zoey's turn agian
zoey:dice me
daina:odd
quinn:now how should we stress zoey?
nicole:i say zoey has to prank call mr.calhan
girls:yeah
zoey:i am not prank calling our english teacher
daina:you rolled odds
quinn:you gotta face the stress
zeoy:i don't have his phone number
mr.calhan:hello
zoey:*texas accent* yes i am calling about the musterd you odered
mr.calhan:uh musterd i didn't order any mustered
zoey:uh yes sir you ordered 90000 jars of musterd
mr.calhan:what ! who could eat that much musterd
zoey:that not my bissnus so what time would you like me drop off the musters
mr.calhan:i i don't even like musterd
zoey:then why you oderd so much
mr.calhan:i did'nt order any !
*girls luagh*
zoey:so how was work last night?
chase:brudell brudtell
zoey: divlering sushi is brudell?
chase:it is when logan goes home sick i have like 32 dilivery's by myself
nicole:whoa
chase:yeah you know how big this campus is! i had to walk 10 miles and let me
tell you some kids at pca are not normal
chase:a goat that likes spicey tuna
logan:*laughs* hey guys
nicole:just doing some homwork
zoey:what so funny
brad:nothing
michael:we were just wondering which one of us have the cutest lips?
nicole:umm why do you ask that?
logan:just wondering just wondering
michael:ya we gotta go
guys:*laugh*
logan:oh zoey i need to call mr.callhannedhown do you haven't to have a phone number
chase:ok what was that all about
nicole:i don't know
zeoy:but were gonna find out
zoey:did you tell!
nicole:did you
daina:tell who what
zoey:the guys about her cute lip chart
nicole:shh!
zoey:and about me prank calling mr.calhan
daina:no
nicole:well someone told
zoey:cause michael and logan know
daina:well i kep my mouth shut
quinn:ok who blabbed
zoey:blabbed what?
quinn:you know that i still like to eat baby food
zoey:it wasn't us
quinn:well people now about it and its really upseting puerade peas
chase:whats up cozzu
kozzu:your late
chase: i am 10 muinates early
kozzu:no backsas
chase:ok just put the knife down
kozzu:now hurry there are many dilveryies
chase:no problem i'll just take half when logan gets here you know he can
kozzu:logan not comeing
chase:what!
kozzu:he called in sick
chase:agian! grate i have to make all the dilverys myself
kozzu:right
chase:ok who's this huge oder for logan!
*nicole laughs*
zoey:this is the funniest show ever
nicole:the best
vikki:nicole you left thease in the in the dryer?
nicole:those aren't mine
vikki:i am pretty sure your the only girl here that weres hello bunny underware
nicole:they were on sale
*quinn and zoey luagh*
nicole:its not funny!
quinn:right sorry
nicole:and daina soulden't leave her skate board here people put food on this table
quinn:hey zoey what up with your tow nail ?
zoey:o when i was seven i droped a bolling ball on it
quinn:it looks like a corn chip i like corn chips
daina:hey have any of you guys seen my skate board i thought i left here on *daina fall into the food*ok who left the skate board there
zoey:if i were you i'd run
nicole:don't touch me!!! *screams*
*guys laughing*
daina:what are they laughing about?
zoey:i don't know your going to eat those grapes?
nicole:i was you want em
zoey: no .....yay!
brad:hey nicole
nicole:oh hi brad *whispers to zoey he saw my cute lip chart* what up?
brad:i was just wondering do you like theses bunnyies on my underware?
*laughs* guy 1:hey daina um tell me is this the write way to ride a skate bored? whoa
daina:i wanna know who told you and i wanna know now
boy1:well what do you mean
zoey: she asked you a question!
boyy1:hey hey watch it there corn tip toe
zoey:alright thatsit all girls in the girls doorm lounge right now!
*girls arguing*
zoey:*whistles
quinn:how dose she do that *tries to whistle*
zoey:now look someone in the girls doorm is spreading our personal
secerts all over the pca campus
daina:and were going to find out who
vikki:how?
quinn:hey i invented my own lavatactor machine it only 98% anacurant
nicole:how dose it work
quinn:i just connect 3 wires from the machine to your brain so that i can
zoey: wait how do you connect the wires to our brian?
quinn:i just have make a small insjin just below your left ear so that i could
nicole:insijon!!
zoey:quinn! nobodys taking a live ditector test if you have to do surgery on our head!
quinn:it's one insesion
vikki:hey if zoey so afraid to take a live dector test maybe its because she the one spreading our personal secerts
nicole:yeah thats it!
zoey:i'm one of the victims why would i spread secerts about myself
nicole: to trick us! zoey:nicole! nicole:well! *girls yelling*
logan:o o yes yes awsome
michael:i don't know man i'm starting feel all guilty about this
logan:come on man this is classic
vikki:why didn't you take the lying ditector test zoey:because i am leting that freak oprate on my head!
nichael:*laughs* ate'nt you suppost to be at work helping chase dilver sushi
logan:nah i called in sick today o this can turn into a face fight
michael:i know zoey about to mix it up with that girl vikki zoom in zoom in
logan:ok this is great! you gotta love having girls at pca
machael:i know man!
logan: this is awsome
zoey:ok heres wat we know somebody in the girls doorm is telling our secrets
all over campus
nicole:right
zoey:now what else do we know
quinn:that peoradepeas taste better then cream squash
zoey:quinn put the baby food down and foucas! nicole: ok why would the other girls
zoey:wait when did this start happening
nicole:umm oo a few nights ago we were playing confess or stress
quinn:yea the night we odered sushi
nicole:and logan brought us that big teady bear
quinn:ready? that jerk!!
zoey:what?
nicole:what dose it say
quinn: guys go
nicole:well?
quinn:that bear is brodacsting both aduio and visual transmition
viabrodbanway to romote digital resiver
nicole:i knew it!! what dose that mean?
zoey:in english
quinn:there a wireless webcam in that bear
nicole:i knew it! wait i still don't know what that means
zoey:it means somebodys spying on everithing we do and say in the lounge .
did you have anything to do with this!
chase:u come in
zoey:did you put a cammera in a bear?
chase:i don't think so it seems i don't have a cammera or a bear
zoey:chase
chase:will you just tell me whats going on here?
zoey:that bear you and logan gave us it has gotta webcam in it!
chase:what!
zoey:don't act like you don't know!
chase:i'm not acting!!
chase:zoey
zoey:weres logan's computer?
chase:uh over there *zoey types*
chase:what are you looking for?
zoey:this! look the girls luonge
chase:so this why logan was blowing off work everynight
zoey:huh
chase:hes been dumping all his delvieryies on me so he can sit here and spy on you guys
zoey:what i freak
chase:i know its sick oh hey theres quinn did she just eat a leaf?
zoey:stop looking it wrong to spy on people
chase: but that a fake plant
zoey:chase
chase:right we gotta get rid of that bear like now
zoey:or not
chase:or not?
zoey:maybe we keep the bear and have a little fun with logan
chase:o a little payback
zoey:alot of pay back call me
chase:shes eating a plastic plant
zoey:ok does everyone know the plan?
everyone: yea
chase:good everyone be in the girls lounge at 8:15 tonight i'll show up around at 8:20 and thats when it all go's down
daina:wait how are you sure logan will be watching the webcam
michael:don't worry about that
we watch everynight like once we saw her drop speghetti sauce down her shirt
*lughing talk* *and she * but now i know its wrong to spy very very wrong i'll make sure hes watching ok
zoey:ok let make sure we have everything we need quinn you have our cube cards i gottem write here nicole you have the vase from the dramma club nicole:breakaway vase check
vikki:whats a breakaway vase?
nicole:oh its fake you can smash over someones head and it dosen't even hurt check it out *nicole throw the vase*see
zoey:umm nicole
nicole:right i'll get another one *michael walk around in circle for 10 sec then his phone rings*
michael:whats up chase
chase:logan back yet? michael:no i don't know were he umm sure i will
vote on sm property 46 (logancomes in the room) hello
logan:sup
michael: nothing nothing you know what i'll be fun write now
logan:whats that
michael:check the webcam you now see what them girl are doing
logan:yes on that probasetion zoey:hey sushis here!
nicole:thanks chase we love the free sushi
logan:free sushi!
michael:how come they don't have to pay?
logan:there supposed to pay
chase:look i think i can't hook you up with this free sushi i think my boss is stating to get suppsios zoey:kozzu?
chase:yeah so listen if anybody asks just say
kozzu:uha i knew it!
chase:kozzu! l
ogan:uhh o
kozzu:yo've been stealing my sushi and giving it to thease girls
chase:u um no thats thats not true
kozzu:yes it is!
kozzu:i'm going to tell the dean and then you'll be and then you'll be..
logan:and be what!
zoey:quinn next card
kazzu:expelled! you'll be expelled!
chase:expeled!logan:expled! kozzu:your going to prison!
nicole:no!
*zoey smashes the vase on kozzu * *everyone gasp* *kozzu fakley faints*logan:did you just see that! michael:yea she knocked the dude out zoey:i'm sorry i paniced chase:hes out cold zoey:o no now were all going to get expeld
logan:this is insane
chase:no nobodys getting expeld
nicole:but he's to wake up eventually and tell the dean what happened
chase:yes thats why we have to get rid of him
logan:get rid of him
michael:this is insane
zoey:tie him up and shove him in the closet
chase:right then late tonight when everyones alsleep we hop in his car and put kozzu in the trunk
zoey:and drive him to mexico
logan: did she say mexico?
michael:si
nicole:but what if the dean finds out
zoey:she has a point
chase:hey he didn't see you hit him zoey:right we'll blame it all on
on on logan! n
icole:yes logan
logan:me!
chase:ok we'll blame the whole thing on logan stealing the sushi knocking out kozzu everything
logan:there going to blame every thing on me!
micahel:i heard!
zoey:ok quick let shove kozzu in the closet nicole;i got some duck tape
logan:i gota do somthing!!
michael:ok u u u go get the dean
logan:right i'll tell the dean i'm not going let chase and those insane girls micahel:you go getem man! you go getem logan
logan:dean rivers!
dean:logan!what in the world are doing in my shower!
logan:quick put on your robe come with me!
dean:but i'm shampooing!
logan:it an emergancy hurry! *logan and dean rivers run*
logan:there there they are
daina:logan
nicole:dean rivers
zoey:wats up
logan:you know wats up your stealing sushi from kozzu and he found you knock him out with a vase and they shoved him inthat closet
zoey:you wanna borrow it?
logan:i know they probally put kozzu in trunk of his car
dean:whaT!
kozzu:hello children
girls:kozzu
zoey:hows it going kozzu
logan:kozzu?
chase:oh hey what up logan
kozzu:oh hello dean
nicole:what brings uhere
kozzu:o was just helping chase with his dilverys since logan is sick but you don't look so sick to me
zoey:hes not sick
logan:uhkozzu i can explain
kozzu:so can i yo fired! haa haa i feel like donald trunk
logan:but you got wacked with a vase
kozzu:what?!
logan:its true
dean:alright mr.resse i think youre little story has goton fire enough
logan:itsnot a joke i swear i saw everything see i put a webcame in this teady bear *everyone gasp*
zoey:logan i am shocked
nicole:i'm dismade
dean:you mean to tell me you put a webcam in the girls lounge and youve been spying on them!
logan:well well yea but
dean:alright mr i think time for you and me have a little confriness call your parents sorry to inturup your evening girls
logan:but dean rivers
dean:queit!you inturupted my shampooing for nothing
kozzu:ok who wants some sushi every:ya!!!
zoey:how beautiful is that
nicole:gorges
daina:pretty nice
chase:somebody oderd some calafornia rolls
zoey:yup hey you wanna watch the sunset on the beach?
chase:i'm working i can't go to the beach
nicole: you don't have to.......come here
chase:wow nice how are you seeing this?
daina:ok zoey your up
zoey:here we go and
nicole:six even
vikki:confess
zeoy:ok,um alright one time when i was 10 i burped in church
*the girls all laugh*
nicole:ok if that happen to me i'd die
*the girls laugh*
nicole: hey quinn you wanna play confess stress with us
quinn:how do you play?
zoey:ok you role the dice
quinn:ya
daina:and if you get an even number you got to confuess somthing really
emberessing
nicole:and if you role a odd number you have to do somthing stressful
quinn:like eat a poisonas bug?
zoey:stressful not leatful
nicole:o and the most important rule nothing that anyone says or dose
leaves this room
zoey:gotta swear
quinn:swear
nicole:o my turn
quinn:wait i am starved can we order some sushi?
zoey:already on the way
nicole:how cool is it that we have are own sushi bar in campus
zoey:the coolest
daina:exepet that the dilvery guy is logan
quinn:eww logan he's such a jerk
nicole:a very cute jerk
daina:and speak of the jeark
logan:sup ladies
zoey:we were just talking about you
quinn:*laughs*
logan:ya can't blame you
daina:were's are sushi
logan:o 1 sec come on let go lets go lets go
chase:you know you could help me
logan:ya no thanks
zoey:your workin with logan now?
chase:we'll i'm workin he seems to be watching just watching
logan:i am traning you so you can make diliverys on your own
zoey:good now that we know your not dilvering anymore we'll order more often
*girls laugh*
logan:alright alright i know it been a little tennesse between me and you girls
since you came to pca
zoey:ya think
logan:yes and i feel bad about that witch is why i wanna give you guys somthing
just a present from me to you girls for the lounge
daina:your giving us a present
logan:ya its so wierd?
zoey:kinda chase was this your idea?
chase:nope i had nothing to do with it it was all him
nicole:wow this is really nice of you logan
logan:hey were all the same boarding school i figure we might as well be nice perfect
chase:we'll we gotta jam
zoey:uh chase?can we have our sushi
chase:uh right i am always for getting that part your sushi
nicole:your money
logan:oh hey man i am feeling kinda sick so i'm going head back to the doarm room and lay down
chase:what i can't divliver all this sushi by myself!
logan:you'll be fine.gooddnight
chase:great all alone with 40 pounds of dead fish and whatever that orange stuff is
nicole:o my turn!
zoey:8 nicole confuss
girls:come you can do it
nicole:ok you know i have study hall with almost all guys right
girls:yeah
nicole:well i kinda made a chart who has the cutest lips
quinn:you wighted boys lips? on what pretireia
nicole:shape color kissabilty
*girls laugh*
nicole:ok ok zoey's turn agian
zoey:dice me
daina:odd
quinn:now how should we stress zoey?
nicole:i say zoey has to prank call mr.calhan
girls:yeah
zoey:i am not prank calling our english teacher
daina:you rolled odds
quinn:you gotta face the stress
zeoy:i don't have his phone number
mr.calhan:hello
zoey:*texas accent* yes i am calling about the musterd you odered
mr.calhan:uh musterd i didn't order any mustered
zoey:uh yes sir you ordered 90000 jars of musterd
mr.calhan:what ! who could eat that much musterd
zoey:that not my bissnus so what time would you like me drop off the musters
mr.calhan:i i don't even like musterd
zoey:then why you oderd so much
mr.calhan:i did'nt order any !
*girls luagh*
zoey:so how was work last night?
chase:brudell brudtell
zoey: divlering sushi is brudell?
chase:it is when logan goes home sick i have like 32 dilivery's by myself
nicole:whoa
chase:yeah you know how big this campus is! i had to walk 10 miles and let me
tell you some kids at pca are not normal
chase:a goat that likes spicey tuna
logan:*laughs* hey guys
nicole:just doing some homwork
zoey:what so funny
brad:nothing
michael:we were just wondering which one of us have the cutest lips?
nicole:umm why do you ask that?
logan:just wondering just wondering
michael:ya we gotta go
guys:*laugh*
logan:oh zoey i need to call mr.callhannedhown do you haven't to have a phone number
chase:ok what was that all about
nicole:i don't know
zeoy:but were gonna find out
zoey:did you tell!
nicole:did you
daina:tell who what
zoey:the guys about her cute lip chart
nicole:shh!
zoey:and about me prank calling mr.calhan
daina:no
nicole:well someone told
zoey:cause michael and logan know
daina:well i kep my mouth shut
quinn:ok who blabbed
zoey:blabbed what?
quinn:you know that i still like to eat baby food
zoey:it wasn't us
quinn:well people now about it and its really upseting puerade peas
chase:whats up cozzu
kozzu:your late
chase: i am 10 muinates early
kozzu:no backsas
chase:ok just put the knife down
kozzu:now hurry there are many dilveryies
chase:no problem i'll just take half when logan gets here you know he can
kozzu:logan not comeing
chase:what!
kozzu:he called in sick
chase:agian! grate i have to make all the dilverys myself
kozzu:right
chase:ok who's this huge oder for logan!
*nicole laughs*
zoey:this is the funniest show ever
nicole:the best
vikki:nicole you left thease in the in the dryer?
nicole:those aren't mine
vikki:i am pretty sure your the only girl here that weres hello bunny underware
nicole:they were on sale
*quinn and zoey luagh*
nicole:its not funny!
quinn:right sorry
nicole:and daina soulden't leave her skate board here people put food on this table
quinn:hey zoey what up with your tow nail ?
zoey:o when i was seven i droped a bolling ball on it
quinn:it looks like a corn chip i like corn chips
daina:hey have any of you guys seen my skate board i thought i left here on *daina fall into the food*ok who left the skate board there
zoey:if i were you i'd run
nicole:don't touch me!!! *screams*
*guys laughing*
daina:what are they laughing about?
zoey:i don't know your going to eat those grapes?
nicole:i was you want em
zoey: no .....yay!
brad:hey nicole
nicole:oh hi brad *whispers to zoey he saw my cute lip chart* what up?
brad:i was just wondering do you like theses bunnyies on my underware?
*laughs* guy 1:hey daina um tell me is this the write way to ride a skate bored? whoa
daina:i wanna know who told you and i wanna know now
boy1:well what do you mean
zoey: she asked you a question!
boyy1:hey hey watch it there corn tip toe
zoey:alright thatsit all girls in the girls doorm lounge right now!
*girls arguing*
zoey:*whistles
quinn:how dose she do that *tries to whistle*
zoey:now look someone in the girls doorm is spreading our personal
secerts all over the pca campus
daina:and were going to find out who
vikki:how?
quinn:hey i invented my own lavatactor machine it only 98% anacurant
nicole:how dose it work
quinn:i just connect 3 wires from the machine to your brain so that i can
zoey: wait how do you connect the wires to our brian?
quinn:i just have make a small insjin just below your left ear so that i could
nicole:insijon!!
zoey:quinn! nobodys taking a live ditector test if you have to do surgery on our head!
quinn:it's one insesion
vikki:hey if zoey so afraid to take a live dector test maybe its because she the one spreading our personal secerts
nicole:yeah thats it!
zoey:i'm one of the victims why would i spread secerts about myself
nicole: to trick us! zoey:nicole! nicole:well! *girls yelling*
logan:o o yes yes awsome
michael:i don't know man i'm starting feel all guilty about this
logan:come on man this is classic
vikki:why didn't you take the lying ditector test zoey:because i am leting that freak oprate on my head!
nichael:*laughs* ate'nt you suppost to be at work helping chase dilver sushi
logan:nah i called in sick today o this can turn into a face fight
michael:i know zoey about to mix it up with that girl vikki zoom in zoom in
logan:ok this is great! you gotta love having girls at pca
machael:i know man!
logan: this is awsome
zoey:ok heres wat we know somebody in the girls doorm is telling our secrets
all over campus
nicole:right
zoey:now what else do we know
quinn:that peoradepeas taste better then cream squash
zoey:quinn put the baby food down and foucas! nicole: ok why would the other girls
zoey:wait when did this start happening
nicole:umm oo a few nights ago we were playing confess or stress
quinn:yea the night we odered sushi
nicole:and logan brought us that big teady bear
quinn:ready? that jerk!!
zoey:what?
nicole:what dose it say
quinn: guys go
nicole:well?
quinn:that bear is brodacsting both aduio and visual transmition
viabrodbanway to romote digital resiver
nicole:i knew it!! what dose that mean?
zoey:in english
quinn:there a wireless webcam in that bear
nicole:i knew it! wait i still don't know what that means
zoey:it means somebodys spying on everithing we do and say in the lounge .
did you have anything to do with this!
chase:u come in
zoey:did you put a cammera in a bear?
chase:i don't think so it seems i don't have a cammera or a bear
zoey:chase
chase:will you just tell me whats going on here?
zoey:that bear you and logan gave us it has gotta webcam in it!
chase:what!
zoey:don't act like you don't know!
chase:i'm not acting!!
chase:zoey
zoey:weres logan's computer?
chase:uh over there *zoey types*
chase:what are you looking for?
zoey:this! look the girls luonge
chase:so this why logan was blowing off work everynight
zoey:huh
chase:hes been dumping all his delvieryies on me so he can sit here and spy on you guys
zoey:what i freak
chase:i know its sick oh hey theres quinn did she just eat a leaf?
zoey:stop looking it wrong to spy on people
chase: but that a fake plant
zoey:chase
chase:right we gotta get rid of that bear like now
zoey:or not
chase:or not?
zoey:maybe we keep the bear and have a little fun with logan
chase:o a little payback
zoey:alot of pay back call me
chase:shes eating a plastic plant
zoey:ok does everyone know the plan?
everyone: yea
chase:good everyone be in the girls lounge at 8:15 tonight i'll show up around at 8:20 and thats when it all go's down
daina:wait how are you sure logan will be watching the webcam
michael:don't worry about that
we watch everynight like once we saw her drop speghetti sauce down her shirt
*lughing talk* *and she * but now i know its wrong to spy very very wrong i'll make sure hes watching ok
zoey:ok let make sure we have everything we need quinn you have our cube cards i gottem write here nicole you have the vase from the dramma club nicole:breakaway vase check
vikki:whats a breakaway vase?
nicole:oh its fake you can smash over someones head and it dosen't even hurt check it out *nicole throw the vase*see
zoey:umm nicole
nicole:right i'll get another one *michael walk around in circle for 10 sec then his phone rings*
michael:whats up chase
chase:logan back yet? michael:no i don't know were he umm sure i will
vote on sm property 46 (logancomes in the room) hello
logan:sup
michael: nothing nothing you know what i'll be fun write now
logan:whats that
michael:check the webcam you now see what them girl are doing
logan:yes on that probasetion zoey:hey sushis here!
nicole:thanks chase we love the free sushi
logan:free sushi!
michael:how come they don't have to pay?
logan:there supposed to pay
chase:look i think i can't hook you up with this free sushi i think my boss is stating to get suppsios zoey:kozzu?
chase:yeah so listen if anybody asks just say
kozzu:uha i knew it!
chase:kozzu! l
ogan:uhh o
kozzu:yo've been stealing my sushi and giving it to thease girls
chase:u um no thats thats not true
kozzu:yes it is!
kozzu:i'm going to tell the dean and then you'll be and then you'll be..
logan:and be what!
zoey:quinn next card
kazzu:expelled! you'll be expelled!
chase:expeled!logan:expled! kozzu:your going to prison!
nicole:no!
*zoey smashes the vase on kozzu * *everyone gasp* *kozzu fakley faints*logan:did you just see that! michael:yea she knocked the dude out zoey:i'm sorry i paniced chase:hes out cold zoey:o no now were all going to get expeld
logan:this is insane
chase:no nobodys getting expeld
nicole:but he's to wake up eventually and tell the dean what happened
chase:yes thats why we have to get rid of him
logan:get rid of him
michael:this is insane
zoey:tie him up and shove him in the closet
chase:right then late tonight when everyones alsleep we hop in his car and put kozzu in the trunk
zoey:and drive him to mexico
logan: did she say mexico?
michael:si
nicole:but what if the dean finds out
zoey:she has a point
chase:hey he didn't see you hit him zoey:right we'll blame it all on
on on logan! n
icole:yes logan
logan:me!
chase:ok we'll blame the whole thing on logan stealing the sushi knocking out kozzu everything
logan:there going to blame every thing on me!
micahel:i heard!
zoey:ok quick let shove kozzu in the closet nicole;i got some duck tape
logan:i gota do somthing!!
michael:ok u u u go get the dean
logan:right i'll tell the dean i'm not going let chase and those insane girls micahel:you go getem man! you go getem logan
logan:dean rivers!
dean:logan!what in the world are doing in my shower!
logan:quick put on your robe come with me!
dean:but i'm shampooing!
logan:it an emergancy hurry! *logan and dean rivers run*
logan:there there they are
daina:logan
nicole:dean rivers
zoey:wats up
logan:you know wats up your stealing sushi from kozzu and he found you knock him out with a vase and they shoved him inthat closet
zoey:you wanna borrow it?
logan:i know they probally put kozzu in trunk of his car
dean:whaT!
kozzu:hello children
girls:kozzu
zoey:hows it going kozzu
logan:kozzu?
chase:oh hey what up logan
kozzu:oh hello dean
nicole:what brings uhere
kozzu:o was just helping chase with his dilverys since logan is sick but you don't look so sick to me
zoey:hes not sick
logan:uhkozzu i can explain
kozzu:so can i yo fired! haa haa i feel like donald trunk
logan:but you got wacked with a vase
kozzu:what?!
logan:its true
dean:alright mr.resse i think youre little story has goton fire enough
logan:itsnot a joke i swear i saw everything see i put a webcame in this teady bear *everyone gasp*
zoey:logan i am shocked
nicole:i'm dismade
dean:you mean to tell me you put a webcam in the girls lounge and youve been spying on them!
logan:well well yea but
dean:alright mr i think time for you and me have a little confriness call your parents sorry to inturup your evening girls
logan:but dean rivers
dean:queit!you inturupted my shampooing for nothing
kozzu:ok who wants some sushi every:ya!!!
zoey:how beautiful is that
nicole:gorges
daina:pretty nice
chase:somebody oderd some calafornia rolls
zoey:yup hey you wanna watch the sunset on the beach?
chase:i'm working i can't go to the beach
nicole: you don't have to.......come here
chase:wow nice how are you seeing this?
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