zoey 101 little beach party full

zoey 101 little beach party


girl1:hey zoey i have my english exam tommorrow morning can i borrow your notes mine are lame

zoey:sure come by my dorm and pick them up later room 101

girl1:thanks choi

zoey:hey mark how'd you history exam go? *mark cries* zoey:better luck next semeseter "dear
mom and dad well my first semester at pca is almost over its been awsome so now we exams so everyones like freakin out
espically me cause all my friends are me to help them study first i had to had to help nicole with her history

nicole:so presitent lincon was asasanated by jerrl forth while sitting in a both

zoey:no licon was a asanatiod by jon wilth booth at the fourth theter

nicole: hey you know whos cute ricky fourth hes in my theter class and he has 9 chest hairs uh hu

zoey:then i had to help michael with his aldrabra exam

michael:wait tell me the caldra fourmula one more time

zoey:x=-bplusor-to square root stop

michael:ok.. tell me the caldra fourmula one more time

zoey:then i had to help quinn with her french

zoey:ok omlete do flomodge means?

quinn:chesse omlete?

zoey:right

quinn:ok now how would i say i mealted my father's sports car

zoey: why?

quinn: i did that

zoey:then logan asked me to help him get ready for his english exam

zoey:remember a hicu is poem with three lines 5 syllabes 7 syllables then 5 syllables and they don't rhyme now give it a try

logan:ok umm... handsome guy i am everyone knows i am hot girls want to kiss me hows that

zoey:noziated

zoey:even dustin wanted me to help him study and let me tell ya its not fun helping your little brother in geometry now tell me how you caculate and there you have trapizode

dustin:will you tell me where babies come from?

zoey:absolutley not anyways the good news is-

chase:hey zoe i have my biolegey exam this afternoon so would you help go over websosit doming jeen thing

zoey:sure sit .. ok i have brown eyes right

chase:right

zoey:thats a domegey you have green eyes

chase:green eyes

zoey:thats a resove jeen

chase:ok

zoey:so if we ever got mairred and had a baby theres a 75% chance it'll have brown eyes and a 25% chanes he'd have green eyes

chase:are you asking me to marry you?

zoey:do you wanna be seroiuce

chase:ok ok brown eyes are domegey and green eyes are resesove

brad:hey zoey um later would you help me study for my chemestry test?

*zoey groans*

brad:ok i'll ask someone else


chase:a little tense are ya?

zoey:well everyone keeps on asking me to help study but i wanna be nice but i have my own exams too ya know its not like anyone offers to help me study and just don't see-

chase:alright alright shh just calm down exams are over tommorrow morning and then we get to go to the best party like ever

zoey:is it really awsome

chase:the best mistic beach is encradable we get to play vollyball boogie bording we have this big cook out


Mr. Bender:hey zoey chase whats going on?

chase:whats doing

Mr. Bender:grading exams i've already went threw like nine red pens
chase:yikes

zoey:what is that?

mr.bender:o thats my new cellphone

chase:cool ringtone
mr.bender:thanks it gets if cooler it has 2 way divisual calling aand thats my wife hi honey look
mr.bender's wife:david you left your underwear on the floor agian

mr.bender:uhh i gota call you back

teacher:alright students exam week is offically over! *children cheer*

dustin:zoey hey

zoey:hey look at you in your cute swim suit

dustin:thanks would it be ok if i rode down to the beach in you guy's bus?

zoey:yea sure if its ok with your teacher

quinn:ok people you gotta check this out

michael:uhh o what now

chase:your not gonna blow us up are ya

quinn:no well i could

quinn:anyway i finished my chemestry exam in like 10 minutes so since i had some extra time i combined a few chemicals and accendently created an aromone that smells exactly like coconut

logan:cool but no one cares

quinn:o come on just sniff it

nicole:wow it does smell like coconut

quinn:i know isn't it cool

michael:man i feel like taking a nap

chase:what we can't sleep we gotta we gotta *they fall asleep on the ground*

*michaels phone starts to ring*
michael:hello no this is not naty wrong number 11:45! zoey chase logan daina wake up

zoey:what happend?

michael:we all fell asleep

quinn:this has been afected by some coccunet aroma thats wierd

logan:so are you

zoey:what time is it??

michael:11:46

chase:what the last bus of mistic beach leavs at noon

nicole:how are we going to get there in 14 minutes

zoey:we have to come on

nicole:go go go go

zoey:dustin wake up come on why is he still sleeping

quinn:probbally because he's younger and smaller so it'll take a little while longer to the affects to wear off

zoey:well thats very nice but we don't have time for that

chase:i'll take him

zoey:we gonna go get our stuff and meet you at the bus

chase:right

everyone:wait stop!

nicole:well now what are we going to do

daina:can't someone else take us

zoey:that was the last bus

chase:aww man the whole school is on thier way to mistic beach

logan:well just call a cab

nicole:a cab mistic beach is like about 55 miles from here

zoey:you know how much a cab would cost?

logan:aww gee if only if we knew someone with a very rich daddy and his very rich daddy's credit card cell phone please relax children we'll be at the party in no time

*everyone cheers*

michael:mistic beach here we are

chase:alright were here

michael:mistic beach look out

zoey:ok where is everybody?

daina:maybe were the first ones here

chase:no we left after everybody

michael:then wheres the pca party?

chase:o hey i think the kid is starting to wake up

dustin:w where am i

zoey:where at mistic beach

dustin:were is everybody

michael:were trying to figure that out

zoey:are you sure you gave the cab driver the right directions?

logan:yes i googled it mistic beach is exactally 57 miles north of pca

dustin:no its not mistic beach is south of pca

zoey:dustin are you sure

dustin:who are you going to trust me or pretty boy?

logan:look you little-

chase:hey don't yell at him this is you fault now were 2 hrs away from the party stuck in middle of nowhere in a diserated island and i'm extreammlly sad about it

logan:will you chill?

chase:not really

zoey:guys lets not get upset with this we have our cellphones we'll just someone and get a ride

michael:the girl says good things

chase:uh o i got no signal here zoe

zoey:no bars you got bars?

michael:no service

chase:well this is just great

nicole:come on i'm sure zoeys got a plan what ya thinking zoe?

zoey:well i'm thinking were 2 hrs away from the party stuck in middle of nowhere in a diserated island and i'm extreammlly sad about it

nicole:ok i gotta rest

dustin:me too

zoey:ok lets sit down for a sec

quinn:how long have we been walking?

logan:over an hour

zoey:cell phone check

michael:no bars
daina:none
chase:not a bar

zoey:so what do we do now

michael:keep walking

nicole:why? we don't even know if were heading in the right direction

quinn:we should stay put and wait along so someone will find us

zoey:ok but i'm gonna go look around for a bit

logan:look for what?

zoey:i don't know a pay phone a person maybe a coconut to hit you with for getting us into this

logan:hey if it wasn't for me we'd be stack back at school

nicole:weres theres bliding air conditonor and cell phone respetion

chase:ok ok lets not argue lets just look around and what we can find

michael:i found an inner tube
daina:i found some old rope
zoey:i found some old broken fishing pole
chase:i found sand

nicole:ok this is offically horrable after a long week of exams this is our day of fun?

chase:i know and like some were 2 hours away from away every studnt at pca is woopeding up and were not

michael:i was supposed to be boggie bording right here theres no boggie here

dustin:your lucky i'm the one who was dragged here unconshes
quinn:you weren't unconshense you were sleeping in voulenterly
dustin:watever

nicole:this is such a sukish way to end this semester
quinn:tottally
chase:i know

zoey:come on guys we worked our butts off those exams
chase quinn&logan:yea
zoey:and we came here to party on the beach right
everyone;yea
zoey:ok then michael you got your mp3 player right
michael:yup
zoey:and daina you got batteries in that boom box?
daina:uh huh
zoey:ok lets crank up some music and quit being a bunch of lame losers
everyone:yea wooo
michael:lets crank up some music and get this party started!

nicole:that was so much fun
chase:you know guys i hate to be a downer but were still stuck out here
zoey:i wish our stupid cell phones would work
michael:hey i tottally forgot i have my laptop in my book bag
chase:are you sericouse dude go get it
diana:wait why do we need his computer?
chase:becuase if we could pick the network we could instant message someone to come find us and get us out of here
logan:dued if our cellphones don't get respetion what makes you think we'll be able to im
chase:you got a batter idea
zoey:hey dustin get out of the water your going to shrevel up like a prune
dustin:no i'm not coming out
zoey:why not?
dustin: a big wave knocked off my bathan suit
zoey:well were is it?
dustin:if i knew would i be naked from the waist down
zoey:look your gonna have to come out eventually
dustin:i'll come out when you find me some pants
nicole:you get any signal
michael:no just sand up my but i just figured somthing out if you turn it like*quinn screams*
zoey:what?
quinn:i have an idea
chase:is it how to restart my heart
quinn:no but if you let me use your laptop and you guys let me use your cellphone i can combined the curcied boost the arm outpid with the computers battery
logan:and that means?
quinn:i could probbally trible the cell phone's range so we can make a phone call
nicole:awsome!
michael:i don't want you tearing appon my laptop
chase:this cellphone is like my child
zoey: do you wanna stay here tonight and freeze to death
quinn:this shoulden't take long
chase:you know even if quinn could make that work were still gonna be here for a long time before someone comes and finds us
logan:yea and i'm starving
nicole:yea me too
zoey:come on logan chase lets go get some fish
logan:and wat are we suppose to use for bate?
nicole:your a boy go dig up some worms
logan:gross
zoey:come on i'll protect you from the worms
michael:wait what are we suppose to do?
zoey:build a fire
nicole:how
zoey:figure it out
michael:you guys build that fire i'm gonna be working on my tan
nicole:pretty good huh
daina:really good
michael:yea.. so how do we light it
daina:i don't know
nicole:no idea
michael:alright lets think were in the middle of nowhere no matches no lighter how do we start a fire
daina nicole michael:quinn
quinn:yea
michael:how do we start a fire
quinn:anybody got a mirror
nicole:check logan's back pack
daina:leave it to logan to bring a mirror to the beach
quinn:gimme
nicole:nothings happening
quinn:wait for it........ there you go
michael:she maybe wierd but she comes in handy
nicole:i ussally don't like fish but this fish rocks dosen't this fish rock
zoey:this fish rocks
dustin:hey can i have some fish
nicole:sure
dustin:thank you
nicole:you know this day started off pretty suckish but i really had fun
chase:so you had fun that you missed the mistic beach after exams big tridtion
zoey:no we started our own trodidtion
michael:yea i say we do this every semester after exams
zoey:a toast to our new after exam troditon
everyone says cheers
quinn:i got it i think i increased the cellphone's range to almost 400%
chase:aww my cellohone
michael:my laptop
quinn:o quit wineing now who should i call?
dustin:call a bathensuit store
logan:just call someone becuase its gonna be dark soon
chase:hey i know who we should call
zoey:mr.bender?
chase:yup
logan:hes a teacher
chase:a cool teacher his number is programed into my cell call him
everyone:yay whoo
mr.bender:alright did someone need a lift?
zoey:thank you so much for comeing to get us
mr.bender:sure i brought thoose pants you asked for weres your little brother
zoey:he's still naked in the ocean
mr.bender:interseting
chase:yea michaels watching so here just give'em to me and i'll denudeifhim
zoey:hurry its getting cold
mr.bender:alright climb in we have a long ride to pca
zoey:quinn i gotta say thanks
nicole:yea if it wasn't for you we wouldn't have never had this experince
diana:yea thanks quinn
quinn: o don't thank me you can thank my new smetactic coconut smelling goo
zoey:yea put that away
quinn:yea
chase michael dustin:wiat!
zoey:dustin your toes look like raisins
dustin:you try being in the water for 6 hours
logan:hey who got finger prints on my mirror
mr.bender:we are here we are back at pca guys hello lets go up an adam guys mm coconut o this looks confy alright i'm right over here if you uh *falls asleep*